Monday, January 05, 2009

lol~

Soooo, I'm like, back~! :)

Anyway, while clearing the pigsty room of mine, I found this calendar~! For the year 2008, of course!! :)

This is what is interesting:

HBO Season 4 Premiere entourage 2008 calendar


Murphy's Law #1:

Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.

Only studio bigwigs need apply.


Murphy's Law #2:

If anything can go wrong, it will.

Right place, right time, wrong chick(s)*.

* Threesomes included.


Murphy's Law #3:

If many things can go wrong, the most damaging one will.

So many projects, so little time. Plus, zero patience from executive egos.


Murphy's Law #4:

If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

A handshake in good faith is as good as a firm future on shaky ground.


Murphy's Law #5:

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Hot babe, check.
Fast car, check.
Designer wardrobe, check.
Lifetime ban at the Playboy mansion, check?


Murphy's Law #6:

Everything goes wrong all at once.

Caught in the crossfire of big guns. Top it off with blackmail, corporate ambush and a bounced cheque. And you're well on your way to premature retirement.


Murphy's Law #7:

Things tend to go from bad to worse.

Getting the axe is never a pretty sight.
Getting it in your own office, plain gory.


Murphy's Law #8:

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Wooing an ex is tough. Winning back an ex-star client, near impossible.


Murphy's Law #9:

Everything takes longer than it takes.

Cut yourself some slack. Even a Hollywood hunk takes approximately 1.5 decades to make a comeback.


Murphy's Law #10:

Every solution breeds new problems.

Honesty is the best policy, but can you handle the truth?
(or at least act like you can?)


Murphy's Law #11:

The hidden flaw never stays hidden for long.

If it's too good to be true, it probably is. Check for indecent proposals beneath the silver platter.


Murphy's Law #12:

Smile... Tomorrow will be worse.

You finally get the lucky break. But wait, everything's in Spanish?

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Interesting, isn't it? Hahahaha~
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