Friday, November 03, 2006
Hold Hands...
Again sent by my friend... Lmao!
Boy: Sweetie, I want to hold your hand forever.
*Girl smiles and let boy holds her hand*
5 years down the road, boy married girl. Now husband and wife.
Wife: Hubby, hold hand?
Hubby: Aiyo, the weather so hot and my palms are so sweaty and you still want us to hold hands like the youngsters do? Somemore I am carrying so many things. Hmmm... maybe I'll hold your hand when we cross the road in front, okay?
*Wife nods her head and follows her husband side-by-side*
10 years later, wife gave birth to two beautiful kids. One boy and one girl.
Wife: Hubby, hold hand?
Hubby: Aiyo, no need laa. Kids already got liao lor, still wanna hold hand ar?
Wife: Aiya, I am not asking you to hold my hand. I am asking you to hold the two monkeys' hands. Watch your steps carefully and stop staring at that sexy sweet young thing!
*Wife scold-scold and pinch-pinch husband's ears red-red*
Another 20 years have passed by, both husband and wife grow old together gracefully. Now Granny and Grand-Pappy (Grand-father... For the meaning of pappy, click here)already.
Granny : Darling, hold hand?
Grand Pappy: So old already still wanna hold hand ar? Pai-seh laa!!!
Granny : You think I'm asking you? Last time you said you wanna hold my hand forever, this and that. In the end are all lies. Your hands are so old and wrinkly. Now you ask me to hold your hand I also don't want already. Somemore nowadays I got someone else to hold hand with, someone who is younger and more handsome than you! Hrmmph!
Grand Pappy: ... Who?
*Granny bends down to hold her 3-year-old darling grandson's hand. And she strolls off with him with a vindictive smile on her face*
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